What can I say? This LJ prompt triggered an amazing horror fill and inspired this little crack fic.

Kurt's dead. Finn knows this. He was at the hospital when the doctor told them, he was at the funeral when Blaine fixed Kurt's hair in the coffin because it was styled wrong, he saw them put the coffin in the ground. So how was Kurt sitting on Finn's ( Read more... )

"Finn, honey, can you keep an eye on Kurt? He can take another Vicodin at 8:00. Your Aunt Jess' dog jumped the fence and Burt and I are going to help her look for him."

Finn did not have a good relationship with his aunt's dog ever since he accidentally sat on it. He felt bad about it, since it wasn't even one of those yappy little inbred pet store ( Read more... )

Response to this prompt:: in an alternate universe where slavery is perfectly normal, kurt who is opposed to the idea of owning another person walks by a slave market and sees a trader about to kill a boy his age (blaine), because he is too sick (nothing permanent, maybe pneumonia or something) and too bruised (from his past owner) and generally in ( Read more... )