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[chitinous]

So chreebomb and her abuelo are in the living room and he's reading the Jenna Jameson memoir that I had neglected to edit from my book collection for his visit. Actually, a good 90% of my books are all about sex, sexuality, sex work, queers, and naked whatnot so if I were to grandpa-proof my shelves I would have Richard Scarry and my Narnia collection left

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[arse_writes]

WAKKA WAKKA!

[chitinous]

INDEED.

He's from Brooklyn and has a lot of the same speech patterns as our old pal Christopher Walken.

[chreebomb]

And he totally read like at least 30 pages! HAHAHAHAHAHA Good thing he's abuelo and doesn't much need the censored shelves. Although I did take down the black-and-white of me in a corset tied to a bedframe... ;)

[chitinous]

Oh, no, that is MORTIFYING. Agh! He seems pretty laid-back, I just get reflexively freaked about the whole grownups and sex thing. Taking down that photo was a good call.

[misinsatiable]

I would have gone Beavis on him.

[chitinous]

You don't know how much energy it took for me to restrain myself.

[misinsatiable]

I admire that cuz I don't think I could have restrained myself!! ::bows to you::

[chitinous]

It was very nearly a case of unstoppable force meeting immovable object, but dignity and the lifelong fear of talking back to an elder checked me.

[lizsybarite]

Is her book any good?

[chitinous]

YES. She (or her ghostwriter) is a master of the cliffhanger. Every chapter ends with something like, "Little did I know that this would be the worst mistake of my life..." and then you're like "WHAT? WHAT??? WHAT HAPPENED??????" I inhaled the whole thing in about two days.

[creepingivy]

I totally bought that copy you have in the Midwest. It's extra smutty now that its from a small town and grampa has put his hands all over it.

which town?

[chitinous]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Re: which town?

[creepingivy]

Columbia, MO

Re: which town?

[chitinous]

Thanks for letting me know.