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[chitinous]

Best Late-Night Text From A Mystery Number:

Heard on news someone checked into the psych ward wearing just a thong & riding a goat. I'll come get you BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME!

Comments

[chitinous]

I do now!!! ;>

[rivetpepsquad]

..............STUNNING.

[creepingivy]

Have spread mystery text like virus chain letter to others but changed thong to ascot since recipient wouldn't see the humor t'all.