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Two Little Words
It all started with BANG TRIM, as in, the salon where chreebomb and I get our hair cut offers complimentary BANG TRIMs. Then we were perusing our friends' wedding registry and saw the SALT PIG - we had been beaten to the gifting punch, so we were forced to give them a BUNDT PAN. The next thing we knew, a distant acquaintance was acting like a STANK ASS; ( Read more... ) -
I have a name. It is Ryan Howard.
My email address at this job is: temp.bosslastname@company.comBecause of this, I keep receiving introductory emails from Accounts Receivable reps that go something like this. "Dear Temp, payment is due." Ah, accountant "humor." Usually, when I send a response that goes something like "Hi there, my name is Chitinous and I just set up a PO for your ( Read more... ) -
Love Letter
There are parts of the Los Angeles metro area where...I don't feel particularly drawn to them, but I keep ending up there ( Read more... ) -
AHHHHHHHH! MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!
My optometrist is really cool, and everyone who works in his office is kind and well-informed about each patient's file. I am grateful that my eyes are healthy enough that I only have to go there once a year. Truth be told, eyeball things wig me the fuck out, but when I make that annual visit, I love it more than I fear it (at least until we get to ( Read more... ) -
On voting
AP tally: Obama effectively clinches nomination.
I would like to proffer a cautious Wow. WOW! I remember the moment Bill Clinton was elected, sitting in the college cafeteria with nifwitch. The other students were going nuts throwing panties and we looked at each other like, "Well, we'll see ( Read more... ) -
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Hello. Why has the world neglected to inform me of the gut-splitting hilarity that is watching an already-clumsy cat deal wearing a cone collar for the first time? Perhaps it's my own fault for not seeking out videos on YouTube (searching on "cat in elizabethan collar" yields a decent number of results), but really, I am feeling slightly cheated. ( Read more... )
