-
Your votational device is located beneath your seat, or something
angiereedgarner requested that her friends list post our voting stories, even the boring ones...so this one is for you, lady ( Read more... ) -
THE WORLD'S TINIEST JEDI
I spent the afternoon handing out candy at a cable station's haunted house. For $10/hour. Yes, times are that tough. I had a grueling phone interview with a really irritating EDD rep this morning and I was just like, you know, my agency used to have 150 temps at the studio where I usually work and now they have 60. Executives have been told they ( Read more... ) -
help
So chreebomb and her abuelo are in the living room and he's reading the Jenna Jameson memoir that I had neglected to edit from my book collection for his visit. Actually, a good 90% of my books are all about sex, sexuality, sex work, queers, and naked whatnot so if I were to grandpa-proof my shelves I would have Richard Scarry and my Narnia collection left ( Read more... ) -
A fugue on "Oops, I Did It Again"
My skills are long LONG gone, but I once was one of those classically-trained musicians you hear so much about (piano, flute, oboe, vocals). I'm a pop girl - I grew up sneak-listening to rap, Latin freestyle, and various '80s radio hits...roughly in that order...trying not to get caught so as to avoid punishment with yet another nonconsensual ( Read more... ) -
Hella Pretty: A Benefit For Miss Frances Varian
If you look in the dictionary, you will find her picture cross-referenced under Fearless, Generous, Crazy Talented, and So Badass She Makes Grown Men Cry. Unfortunately you will also find her under Extremely Ill With Lyme Disease ( Read more... ) -
Do you speak Latin?
Like well enough to translate some filthy pillow talk into Latin? Actually, any quasi-dead language will do. Or Esperanto. I'm not picky. Yes, this is for work. No, not that kind of work. TIA!
( Read more... ) -
Labor Day: UR DOING IT WRONG
This one yoga teacher addresses her adult students like we are mentally challenged kindergarteners. This is actually not as great as it may sound. Unfortunately, there was only one class available today, and she was teaching it. So I went.
The style of yoga I study, anusara, traditionally starts its classes with what I privately refer to as the ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Vertigo seems to get worse with lack of sleep...way worse. I am drinking Reed's Extra Ginger Brew at my desk to cut the nausea and it looks like I am chugging beer at work ( Read more... ) -
Journey At The Center Of The Earth
Click to view