Ok so today is tuesday and i am finally starting to feel a little bit better after the brutal attack on my mouth last thursday :( i ate french fries today which for all of you who know how much i love french fries..can understand that i think i had a small orgasm eating them. I still have not been able to go potty :( i am hoping that after eating ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU ORAL SURGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! Fuck you and your fat rolex and your slutty little assistants, FUCK YOU for slicing my mouth open, FUCK you for persrcibing me pain killers that made me puke my guts out, FUCK YOU for breathing, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the end

I just puked from the vicodin/penicillin
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ok well i lived ( Read more... )

Closing time ( Read more... )

I was planning to wait until i get my wisdom teeth and was bored to do a long thought out recap entry but i figured i'd jump on the bandwagon and do it know since others are starting theirs ( Read more... )

ok so as you know we have three cars and i most of the time alternate between all of them..i mean heaven forbid we get dawn a new car after selling her beloved jeep, we'll just let her drive our cars which i may point out KEEP CRAPPING OUT!!!!!! ok not only did i get stalled in the intersection when jenny and lauren were here, but the new SUV died ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE REDHEAD FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY LEGAL IN CANADA (its about time!!)

I AM 40% EVIL GENIUS!
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alright well i havent updated in a while so i am going to do so now ( Read more... )