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Michael!! Bad news. I think Petrie needs a Healer.

Hi everyone else.

I am going to try an experiment. I want everyone to write their name in my journal, and make sure you tell your friends that you did. Then, have your friends come to my journal and write nice things about you under your name. They can hex their comments anonymous I guess if they know how and are embarrassed, but that's not really any fun. And, I'm ( Read more... )

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a he

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Just for you, I read a bunch of puns (like ten, even!) in the hopes that at least one of them would make me laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.I hereby vow to give wordplay a chance ( Read more... )

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I wish she would stop unpack

Obviously, there's been a mistake. I wasn't given all the facts. I was asked if I minded if a girl moved in.  That's not a g  It would be different if  Any other girl can Well, practically any other girl can move in. I'll take Laura Mad But not HER, Marietta ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to the best looking bloke in Euterpe`s Corner! ILU.

Private to everyone at Michaels party and only viewable while they are at the party:
Anyone want to try I never again?

When we're rich and/or famous, are you going to take me to all the events at fashion la la, Michael?

I'm glad that's over! I'm sorry I missed the free clothes. Were they really in the alley?

Hexed Against Michael
Guess who is having a birthday next Saturday! Hint: Dinosaurs! Stupid Puns! I'm throwing a surprise birthday party in my flat next ( Read more... )

So, Michael, I've been thinking a lot about holidays, and I know when you and I are taking our next a trip away from here. April 1.

I hate dislike those stupid mooncalf people. I had to stay at work extra long tonight because they interrupted Puddlemere's practise with one of their rallies. I mean, I just don't get it.

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Hey boyfriend, I like surveys, too. Not to copy Loovegood or anything, but ( Read more... )

aughhhhhhh. Oh no. This is bad.

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Michael. Where are you? We have an emergency. Get home, get home, get home now, um, please. And then come see me.