wow..haven't been on this in a while...wll...bye bithces.

What Kind of Sexy Are You?

Chelsea, you're Smart 'n' Sexy

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My brother's damn dog ate my mouse yesterday.  I was cleaning out her cage so i put her into her little ball and let her roll around in the laundry room.  I turned my back to wash out her wheel and food dish for not even 3 minutes.  My sister walked by and was like, "Hey, where's your mouse?" and i was like, "Isn't she in the laundry room?" "Nope ( Read more... )

So, today my volly ball coach decided that we would have a team manager.  He will help at practice, come to games, keep score, and be an asshole.  Yes, the new team manager for the 2005-06 volley ball team is none other that Simon.  If you people out there didn't know this already, i hate this kid's guts.  he's such a jerk-off!! ARG!! he has ( Read more... )

So, my little sister is putting these braids in my hair.  It's okay...I feel "pimp".  Just kidding.  I'm too white to be "pimp".  So, I went to Busch Gardens with my cousin, my sister, my mom, and my grandmother who acts like an 8 year old.  She couldn't get on her "beautiful" metalic mini backpack on so my mom had to help her.  She is...great fun ( Read more... )

I had fun today...Happy Fatha day yo...So, the wedding that I have been planing with my aunt for a year went off without a hitch...except for my cousinand her man...Any way, I was the hottest bridesmaid in the whole world...but enough about me...I don't really care about all of you people though...oh well. Hey Julissa, let me know when you get my ( Read more... )

Today after i got into a stamp fight with an ass fucker (let's call him Peter) i boarded my bus to go home from the ramp.  I fell asleep on my fucking bus and almost missed my stop.  When i did get off my bus though, my contact lens popped out due to the fact that i was sleeping and i had to walk home like i was drunk.  With my impaired vision i ( Read more... )

I found some dirty jokes that I thought were pretty funny...I'll share them with you stankin' pirate whores...
That means you too Peter!!

Three friends are in a bar shooting the shit and
getting drunk and some how they start talking
about their penises. One guy said, "I have the
biggest." The second guy replied, "No I have the
biggest." The other said ( Read more... )

Aries March 20 - April 18
You might find yourself feeling a little bit more irritable than usual today, and if you're not careful you might tend to take it out on friends or romantic partners. This is probably more due to repressed emotions from the past, dear Aries, rather than to anything happening in the present. Try to think before speaking.

A few days aqo, some ass face...not to name any names...said something that really brought back alot of bad memories that I have been trying to consecuitively suppress over the last couple years.  I have been in a really shaky relationship with my father after he told me to actually stop calling him.  Whenever I see him now, I break down inside. ( Read more... )