ha ha ha. the brunching shuttlecocks reviewed crossroads.
HI-larious!

click me!

ewww. guess who did the latest milk add? you guessed it, spongebob squarepants and patrick. patrick! why would a starfish need cow's milk when humans don't even need it?

noooo, not patrick, too!

so....i went home this weekend for easter. not a whole lot happened with the family. i helped my baby sister with an easter egg hunt. that was pretty cute. parents can be very competitive sometimes. yeesh ( Read more... )

so...i finished aldous huxley's "after many a summer dies the swan" yesterday. it was very, very good for anyone with an irrate fear of death, such as myself. it shows what would happen if you could live forever. anyway, i started on a new book immediately afterwards. it's called "the penguin book of international gay writing." so far, it has been ( Read more... )

a guy in my cultural geography class yesterday said i looked like mena suvari (the american beauty goyl).
to be flattered or upset....?

upon returning from the bowling alley, i have figured out my true calling in life...

I WANNA BE A BOWLING ALLEY HAG!

new tattoo!
wheeew!
it hurt like shit, as they say foot tattoos are bound to do. they weren't kidding...

ze tattoo of glory!!!!

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i read this in modernpsychosis's journal. he and cynthia used to be best friends according to her. man, it is so nice when people besides todd and i see through her bullshit ( Read more... )

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hey hey kids.
the toledo album is done.
sheew!

to view the whole album, go here:
TOLEDO!

ze highlights:
hotel bible!

penguins

bird!

giraffe

old man monkey

rhino!

porn!