this pear will probably be the highlight of my day. i used to eat pears all the time when i was little. you couldn't stop me. i grew temendously fat and waddled around and you could see entire outlines of pears within my infite chub ( Read more... )

damnit!
i wish i had more prominent female friends in my life. there is a serious lack of vaginal input in my everyday adventures.

whoa!
i got a free keychain with my folder purchase yesterday!
my keychain looks like wes, don't you think?

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it's time to update about the weekend, before i forget it all ( Read more... )

i started a dream journal. i have been meaning to for a while, but after the dream i had yesterday, i HAD to start one.
but hey, i don't just write, i interpret. i write down any things in my life that are probably responsible, plus what the dream dictionary says certain imagery means.

give it a whirl!
DREAMS AHOY!

Your Weekly Horoscope for Mar 25 to 31 ( Read more... )

"when do you run into a burning building, and when do you just walk away?"

it is things like that that make me believe in fate. sometimes i think specific things happen after good or bad things happen in your life, forcing you to examine your situation.

whoo-hoo! everybody marvel at the delight that is rachel's new shirt, thanks to brian, shirtmaker extraordinaire.

sometimes it really pays to have friends with talent.


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what the fuck, it is supposed to be spring ( Read more... )

this line from romeo and juliet has been running through my head all day. i had a dream about it this morning and then BAM! it stuck there. like something sticky ( Read more... )