smell of gunpowder stuck in my nose

[choconerd]

oops! guess who's the newest expert rifleman that i know! it's me. in regards to that accomplishment, i've got a message for the jerks of the world: don't start shit within 300 yards of me because i will take you the fuck down 75% of the time

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that scene from stella when they shoot the turkey hunter and hump his dead body

[sustenance]

That's cool in a get-to-shoot-a-gun sort of way. Next time we go out in a field to destroy coffee cups we can do it much more thoroughly. Do you think they'd let Mike and I on the firing range if you told them we were really close friends?

Re: that scene from stella when they shoot the turkey hunter and hump his dead body

[choconerd]

yeah, it's not bad to get out of work for a day.

they'd probably let you go to the target end of the firing range if you told them you used to have a nader bumper sticker on your car.

[anonymous]

m16=fun, m4=more fun, m249G=lots of fun, ma deuce=most fun
m9=die hard