so i quit smoking recently. it's a real drag. it's a lot like losing a friend, except that you know he's around, you just really, really can't talk to him
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quitting smoking is like quitting DJ. you don't talk to him.psychrofonMay 10 2007, 05:06:05 UTC
that guy knows you hate him. he followed you and watched you not drink the coffee and he began to plan your murder. he is going to put a laxative in your coffee and then follow you to a bathroom, where you will need toilet paper to handle the mess, and he will hand it to you from the next stall and while you reach out to get it he will implant a tiny robot containing the Hepatitis C virus, and when your liver failure leads to acute hyperammonemia, your brain will stop working and you will eat a box of cigars and throw up blood and exsanguinate through your mouth.
quitting smoking is the best thing you can do for your health. everyone knows cancer kills, but blood vessel disease kills a lot more and it's related to smoking. and, worse than cancer i think, it can cause sudden death instead of hang out and fight the cancer death. also, to limit the coolness of sudden death, you can't pick the time.
Re: quitting smoking is like quitting DJ. you don't talk to him.choconerdMay 10 2007, 13:08:04 UTC
i wish i could quit dj, but he found the blacktron myspace page. also, i love it.
yeah, i imagine quitting smoking would benefit my health, but i rationalize it by wondering why i'd want to stop something that i feel improves my quality of life just to extend it. also, i liked knowing and controlling how i was going to die. it's actually not that bad, except i still think about it constantly and it's been two weeks.
Re: quitting smoking is like quitting DJ. you don't talk to him.psychrofonMay 10 2007, 15:04:12 UTC
you should pick a cooler way to die, like a heroin overdose. it feels really good, you go into a stupor, and then you slowly stop breathing and die. stop breathing! stop breathing!
also, there are other drugs or source of nicotine that can give you the same chemical effect without all the bad stuff. i would recommend ecstasy, marijuana, alcohol, caffeine. those are pretty safe.
and of course heroin when you're done being alive.
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quitting smoking is the best thing you can do for your health. everyone knows cancer kills, but blood vessel disease kills a lot more and it's related to smoking. and, worse than cancer i think, it can cause sudden death instead of hang out and fight the cancer death. also, to limit the coolness of sudden death, you can't pick the time.
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yeah, i imagine quitting smoking would benefit my health, but i rationalize it by wondering why i'd want to stop something that i feel improves my quality of life just to extend it. also, i liked knowing and controlling how i was going to die. it's actually not that bad, except i still think about it constantly and it's been two weeks.
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also, there are other drugs or source of nicotine that can give you the same chemical effect without all the bad stuff. i would recommend ecstasy, marijuana, alcohol, caffeine. those are pretty safe.
and of course heroin when you're done being alive.
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