Puppies and boys.

[chokemeout]

i am so lonely right now. Only two of my friends are here, but I need to have more attention to even feel it. Is it my fault that my parents are getting divorced? I dont know any more. Yesterday I didn't clean up the kitchen this afternoon and my mom like yelled at me and told me "you are useless and horribly ugly, you stupid bastard cunt". I cried

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[anonymous]

Shut up, Chalky. Are you mocking other users of this site? that is pretty bad. I think you should quit it right now, god damn it.

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[anonymous]

Oh, come on! Chalky's not mocking other lj users! Chalky is simply mocking a little bit of everything, and to the greatest extent the pathetic airheads who thrive in their non-existent misery, and act all depressed just cause it's cool. And don't we all hate people like that?

Yeah!

[rocket_bm]

Hey, how did you make it so you're anonymous? I want to be able to do that so I can say mean things to people without them knowing who I am too. Any hoo, I just bought a pair of katana blades. They're pretty cool, I tried them out on my aunt's rose bush, I wasted them. She got upset and called the cops, so I had to book. Speaking of books, I once saw a movie about two retards who were trying to be cool and innovative and intelligent. I can't remember what it was called. So in case anyone wants to know, I just bought the newest Thrice CD, it totally rocks. Like, me and my friend were moshing in my room and we totally knocked a whole in the wall, and we started laughing. My little sister came up and started going off on us, so we put her in the hole and she got stuck. The bad news is, my parents came home and found her stuck in the whole and broke my CD. That made me really mad, so I got my air rifle and shot a few holes in my neighbor's window. Hopefully he'll sue the pants off my parents, Ha Ha Ha. Hey Chalky, I'm still

[maia_madness]

Hehe, very nice poem - didn't make much sense, but it's nice. I actually liked the bit with "I woke up and it was yesterday"... Can I borrow that?

dude

[anonymous]

dude, like, those were the lyrics to some song by Television. She didn't write that poem on her own or something I am very stoned right now.

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[maia_madness]

good for you, d00d!

[anonymous]

Lol, really nice, Chalky! Wish I could write interesting nonsense like you do.
As for mocking other lj users... good job! Think I'll join lj...Anyways, Keep up the good(?) work! ^__^