FYI

no party at my place this weekend because my mom went to the hospital the other night sick, so she isnt leaving thursday, she's leaving sunday..she'll be back next thursday, people can come over during the week next week and drink if they want but i assure you it wont be no big she-bang.

LAURIE WHERE ARE YOU!????!!?

Taking a walk down memory lane...


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So i'm at the 10 T.v. website, catching up on the "Top Stories" n what not..and i see this...

http://www.10tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2610800&nav=LUERTVNV

GET FUCKING SERIOUS.

Me: Happy Thanksgiving.
Dad: Happy Thanksgiving, the doctors think i have throat cancer.
Me: ........

I'm thankful for sex and all sexual activities.

I'm thankful for my pimp i call pat.

I'm thankful for my wonderful friends.

I'm thankful for my family..most of it.

I'm thankful for make-up that makes ugly people pretty so we don't have to look at their uglieness.

I'm thankful for hair dye so we aren't forced to live with the most horrid colour in ( Read more... )

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THIS WAS SENT TO ME TODAY.

WE ALL SAY ITS SHIT IN HER ASS.

SHE SAYS ITS A "THONG"

OPINIONS PEOPLE...OPINIONS...


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this is lovely.

I also hear the smoking ban was passed?

that is AWESOME.

Fuck you all.

I would like to be able to smoke when i'm at a bar, or after i've finished my food, etc etc etc.

GOD.

ALL OF YOU WHO ARE FOR THIS SHOULD QUIT LIFE..YOU FUCKING SUCK AT IT.