8 - It's Hard Out Here for A Pimp

[chokingsmoker]

It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

Arashi is cooped up in a conference room with a few other people, managers and publicists, discussing damage control. That none of the higher ups are around bodes well and yet, Arashi is silent, except for occasional words from Sho and some sounds of agreement from Jun. Kazunari and Masaki look so serious, as if nothing

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[katzichan]

ILUSM ♥
this was HILARIOUS.

[i]“No wonder there were drug allegations. You look like you're in a happy place. A very happy place,” Jun states.
Nino turns to Ohno, nodding, “Hm, people probably think you’re almost always high anyway. I think you’re almost always high.”
“Who took the pictures? Did that one join in? If so, wouldn’t that make this a foursome? And isn't Aiba-chan such a clever boy?" Aiba chirps.
Everyone ignores him.[/i]
*stores in her memory next to mitch hedberg and eddie izzard quotes, it's so funny*

[i]“They probably thought I wasn’t hot enough three years ago for anyone to care,” Ohno states quietly.
Four left eyebrows shoot up, but the eyebrow owners do not say a word. [/i]
awww.... and I vote you explain a little more about Sho's inside information on the condoms... ~.~

I liked the end too. :D

I've read a lot of responses to the whole affair, both sincere and sarcastic, and yours may be my favorite. it is snarky, it is funny, and it is love. :DDDDDD thank you for sharing this~

[katzichan]

i am so lame. i used bbs code instead of html code. OTZ wow, that looks dumb.

[chokingsmoker]

Yay! LOVE! ♥

I'm glad you think this is hilarious. But I had a good subject, too, and Ohno's pictures were just the funniest things I've evereverever seen [When the scandal broke out, I was ready to be in pain. Then I saw the pictures and I laughed myself SICK. Oh Ohno. ILU.].

*stores in her memory next to mitch hedberg and eddie izzard quotes, it's so funny*

WOW. That's a great compliment. Thank you. :)

and I vote you explain a little more about Sho's inside information on the condoms... ~.~

Yeah, I'm wondering how and why he knows this particular little tidbit. I hope we'd get to find out soon. *eyes Sho and plots*

On the snark and the love: It is easy to imagine that this is how the boys dealt with the whole mess--in the wholly ridiculously funny and lovable way Arashi deals with everything.

And thank you for the lovely comment! :D

[chokingsmoker]

Y-your icon. Made of pure win!

XXDDDD

[micodeavi]

I love this a lot!! It cracks me up! XDD
And awww, arashi group love <333

[chokingsmoker]

Yay, I'm glad you enjoyed this! Am happy this made someone laugh! :)))

Who can resist the Arashi love, huh? XD

I love your icon! :)

Thanks for reading!

[i_am_zan]

Hey you! I kind of love this a lot.

This is genius! Yes I would love to know about the person who took the pictures too!???

I wouldn't want to be in their shoes if Jun and Nino ever catch up to them because these two LOVE their Riida.

[chokingsmoker]

Hey you! ♥

This is genius!

*cracks up*

And yeah, who's the mystery fourth person, huh?

ARASHI loves their Leader! Yay! And yes, I'm glad I'm not some A-san or B-san selling funny pictures and stories to tabloids. There'd be hell to pay when Nino and Jun get to where Ohno's so-called friend is!

Thanks for reading, Zan! ♥

[tomemiprozac]

oh the member-ai. i'm not an arashi fan but i loved this. i'm glad that there are people who can take this not so seriously. lol the whole affair was blown to mega proportions if you ask me.

[tomemiprozac]

ohh and the pictures! i've seen them, but the comments by the members were just hilarious.

[chokingsmoker]

I'm glad you love this and you're a non-Arashi fan and all! :) I guess people just have different ways of responding to stressful stories, true or not. :)

The pictures! Those are freaking hilarious! There should be a rule that scandalous pictures should always, always be funny!

Thanks for reading. Your comments are much appreciated. :)

[tomemiprozac]

well to tell the truth the whole "scandal" is making me sit up and take note of arashi. i guess that's one good thing that comes out of it.

scandalous pictures should always, always be funny!

SO true. i'm cracking up just thinking of ohno's expression in them.

those pics just looked like a guy in his prime having his fun. nothing wrong with that.

[salwaphoenix]

i was quoting every single line while chatting with my friend, she's an ohno ichibanner.. not even halfway, i just direct her here XD
bwahahahhaahaaahhaa

nice one!

yay!

[chokingsmoker]

i was quoting every single line while chatting with my friend

Sounds like you had fun reading this. I'm glad! We should have more laughter in this fandom. ^_^

Your friend is mirai_kazuko, yes?

Thanks for reading! Yay! :)

[salwaphoenix]

the one i was chatting with at that time? no ^^ it was another fan ^^
but kat (mirai_kazuko) is my friend too~

was she chatting with someone else while reading this? bwahahahaha
seriously, this fic was exactly how i imagine them handling it *minus the 'innocent' aiba who hasnt been in 3p*

i was even telling ppl that i'm inviting oh-chan to smoke pots together in holland XD

yay!

[chokingsmoker]

the one i was chatting with at that time? no ^^ it was another fan ^^

Oh. My mistake, then. Haha!

Yeah, I imagine them heckling Leader ceaselessly about the entire affair, and Ohno is all stopitalreadyguys! I think Aiba has been engaged in various adventures, too, threesomes and foursomes and whatnot, but because he's always seeking ways to improve his, er, techniques, he's been bugging Oh-chan to give him tips! Aiba likes learning new, interesting things! XDDD

Yay!