8 - It's Hard Out Here for A Pimp

[chokingsmoker]

It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

Arashi is cooped up in a conference room with a few other people, managers and publicists, discussing damage control. That none of the higher ups are around bodes well and yet, Arashi is silent, except for occasional words from Sho and some sounds of agreement from Jun. Kazunari and Masaki look so serious, as if nothing

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[mirai_kazuko]

LOLOLOL. XDDD

And there were hints of MatsuOhMiya in this too. ♥♥♥

[chokingsmoker]

I'm glad this made you laugh! :DDDD

You're salwaphoenix's Ohno ichibanner friend, right? Ohno's my favorite, too! ♥ ♥ ♥

Ah yes, leader love is all around!

Thanks for reading! :)

[salwaphoenix]

oh kat ^^
we should definitely let nino and jun take care of oh-chan ne ^^
*lately have been swinging from juntoshi to matsumiya and matsuohmiya*

[mirai_kazuko]

Ahh.. yes, yes. ^^

Welcome~ ♥

Write more. Lol

[sundaecone]

“Do you still know where this supposed friend of yours lives?” Nino asks, his smile feral.
“Ah yes, I was going to ask that myself,” Jun grins, his rings glinting under the fluorescent lights.

BRILLIANT! b(^___^)d
And your Aiba is SOOOOOOO Aiba! Hahahahaha! ♥
Nicely done.

[chokingsmoker]

Your icon is perfect! XDD

Of course Nino and Jun would have no other choice but to protect their Leader. I wonder what they're planning. XD

Aiba is precious. :)

Thanks for reading and the lovely, lovely comment! I'm glad you liked this!

[flange5]

Thank you for this ^_^. This is much the healthier response to the ridiculousness.

And also, it's awesome with both the member-ai and the snark--combined! I love that they're both teasing Ohno and building him up at the same time. And the ending with the feral smile and glinty rings made me so happy ^_^

[chokingsmoker]

Hey! Packing done? Hope your move goes well!

I guess people just perceive things differently, and respond differently, to the same stimulus. Maybe I'd have worried myself silly if it weren't for those ridiculously hilarious pictures! XD On another note, I think it's entirely fitting that the "evidence" to Ohno's scandal are pictures of crosseyed Ohchan poses. It's just so Ohno. He never ceases to amaze me! XDD

It's easy to imagine Arashi handling this entire affair in this manner, yes? Of course, the boys would endlessly tease their leader; they love him. ♥ Jun and Nino would have no other recourse but to avenge their Leader! And, if all else fails, we still have Sho and Aiba to hatch some sort of convoluted revenge plan!

Thanks for reading; I'm glad you enjoyed this!

[zheinpathos]

Yay someone wrote fic!

I can really see them like this, laughing at his face and noticing that he looks high most of the time.

<3333333333333333333333

[chokingsmoker]

And they would never let him hear the end of it, too! They'd be teasing him endlessly to bring out the weed for future sessions! Then, they'd be pestering Leader to spill the entire story in an all-night drinking party and they'll all remember the details for future blackmailing purposes!

I'm glad you enjoyed reading this and thanks for dropping by!

[i_am_zan]

Never mind that ... theyd' be asking him to pose next to their naked butts to recreate the scen mwahahaha! *Imagines Ohno's next to Aiba's butt whilst canoodling Nino and Sho and Jun taking pictures* Ohgood grief ....*dies fromt the images*

[mojolove]

“They even said I got half of Kyoto knocked up,” Ohno reminisces.

I can completely imagine Ohno's blank face expression (and he possibly sighed too) as he said this, lol. xD

This is great! Funny and witty!

[chokingsmoker]

Hahaha!

I imagine him saying that with a small smile on his lips, and yes, sighing and looking out the window, all nostalgic about the days of his youth. *cracks up*

Thanks for reading! We need more laughter in this fandom! :)