Wonder why I haven't posted in eight months?

There's probably ten million reasons, but here's one:

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It's never a good day when you've spent most of it throwing up. I suppose it all began when the coffee shop I work at started to carry these meat & veggie pies. Apparently the meat ones are quite tasty, but I've only had the vegan pie, for reasons you can figure out. We hardly sell any; they're expensive by New York standards. So, at about 7pm ( Read more... )

A space monkey is happily orbiting a Swarzchild black hole in a circular geodesic orbit. An evil baboon, far from the black hole, tries to send the monkey to its death inside the black hole by dropping a coconut radially toward the black hole, knowing that the monkey can't resist catching the falling coconut. Given the monkey's mass and initial ( Read more... )

Know what has been bugging the crap out of me since middle school, and I didn't even realize it until now?

In the movie Cool Runnings, you remember how that one guy used to take a lucky egg with him everywhere ( Read more... )

History Repeats Itself.I was taking my "midterm" yesterday in my "class" that I am "taking" at "Columbia", on "General Relativity", when I noticed that most of the problems on the midterm are the same questions I had asked myself at some point while my mind was drifting on a lazy afternoon, and solved in my head while, say, sitting on the toilet. ( Read more... )

Things that are neat ( Read more... )

Today I marched from one corner of Central Park to the other, through two feet of snow. As if that wasn't hardcore enough, I decided I might as well take the rest of my journey to the lower east side on foot, seeing as how I'd just completed a task that I imagine few have attempted. So, I marched through much of new york. All in all, the trip ( Read more... )

Snow Day!

Why would you use the word "minimalist" as an adjective?

Why not just "minimal"?

Also, happy birthday to Mike in four days.

I will be computerless/phoneless for a few days.

For some reason, I felt the need to voice this fact on Livejournal, which is practically dead to me at this point.

That was kind of a pun.