I'm back from New York, and I'm sure you all missed me. I'm sure you all knew I was gone. I'm sure you all wondered "Hey, where's Paul?". I'm sure you all just went about your normal lives without even noticing for a second that I might be gone.

Well, I'm back.

( Where were you this time last year? )

It is a known fact that oversized objects are automatically funny, and undersized objects are automatically cute. Therefore, if I ever do a stand-up routine, I will make sure to wear a giant cowboy hat and have a humongous coffee mug in my hand. A coffee mug the size of my head. And if I'm ever trying to apologize for something I'll wear a ( Read more... )

Newton's Third Law is WRONG.

Sort of.

I caucused today. I get to be a delegate for Howard Dean. To all of you Seattle people who did not caucus, but could have: you have absolutely no right to complain about our lack of choices for president this year. Thank you.

Did you know that in addition to the "pledged delegates" that the caucuses and primaries select for the democratic nominee, there are also a bunch of "superdelegates" that vote independently? Anyone hear about this? Because, if you count total delegates, superdelegates included, Howard Dean currently has a majority ( Read more... )

Anyone who needs convincing that we evolved from primates just needs to look at our president's face.

Yeah, I couldn't think of anything cleverer to say today.

Usually I only update on days worth talking about. Today I'm going to tell you about a day not worth talking about, and how that day was saved. (After midnight, so it may not really count as THAT day being saved by some standards. Though if you were in Hawaii, it would be the same day in your time zone. But I am not. I wish I was.)

( Paul's Friday )

Yesterday was my last day at Tower Records ( Read more... )

By the way, I am almost certainly getting a job here http://www.pizzapi.net

If hired, I will be the first employee of this establishment. Yes folks, it's the exact opposite of working at Tower Records. Am I predictable or what?