Compare these two statements! Complete contradiction!

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/ap20030917_1736.htmlhttp://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/03/20030319-1.

Quick update for my Seattle friends...

One of my co-workers will be leaving Tower in the next few weeks.

So, job opening for anyone looking.

At Tower Records.

But you probably won't get the job if you're under 18.

Because we sell porn.

But you might get the job. We had a minor once.

The plug will soon be pulled on my DSL/phone.

I think tomorrow.

This will probably not change much, seeing as how I post once every couple months, and I don't answer my phone most of the time, and am never home, and my AIM is always on away.

But now, there won't be a clever away message for you to read. Think about THAT!!!!

Does anyone find it odd that we have a terror-alert system that tells the terrorists of the world when we're on our guard and when we're not?

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You know what I like? Making up names for things ( Read more... )

I've been doing a lot of thinking lately...

...about alligators. And crocodiles.

I have a theory that nobody actually knows the difference between alligators and crocodiles, and that people just say "one's head is bigger" when they are actually exactly the same!!! Well, maybe they're different, but in the same way that the "Rocky" movies were ( Read more... )

Hey, I know my journal lately has mostly been an update on the insane regime under which I live, but I just thought I'd write something about myself now... (how selfish of me). I've started making crossword puzzles. One a week. And they're really complicated. To look at mine, just click the
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I was talking to my republican friend (I assume he calls me his liberal friend) about the war, and of course I brought up the fact that there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Of course, he brushed it off, and said that Saddam must have moved them to Lebannon or somewhere ( Read more... )