yupper!

[chomsky_sauron]

My daddy rescued me from the hobos and now I am home and everyone is having a baby. Grandma had one, and I can't wait until it's old enough to make it my slave friend! The weird part is she's actually my aunt, but we don't have to tell her that, now do we? Heeheehee. And Uncle Issy is having one too WHEE! But if she gets her way, its birth won't be

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[ghostofisildur]

IfWhen I have my way, there will be lots of blood and gore. You'll even get to see all my guts! Come on, isn't that better?!

[chomsky_sauron]

YEAH! Blood tastes good yummm... did I just say that out loud?
Hey, wouldn't it be neat if I accidentally dropped a foreign object into you and then they sewed you up and it was stuck in there forever?

[ghostofisildur]

If you promise not to drop any foreign objects in me, I'll get them to take out my appendix as a souvenir for you. You could even eat it if you want!:D

[chomsky_sauron]

GOSH DARNIT! FIRE UP THE BBQ, DADDY-O, WE'S A-HAVIN' US SOME APPENDIX FER SUPPER!!!
hurry up and pop that sucker out, I'm hunggrryyyy!

[annlarimer]

Thanks for helping, Chomsky! I'm sorry there wasn't more fun stuff for you to do, but...well...it's really not that fun a thing.

[chomsky_sauron]

That's okay, I had fun trying to put a dent in the oxygen tank, and I had more fun when it exploded and killed an innocent bystander eheheh!

[annlarimer]

That's my girl!