hello.
according to her, I will soon be one year old. hmm. what to say, on such an occasion as this? I guess I could tell you what I've been up to ( Read more... )

I accidently killed my mommy.

It was a fishing accident, I swear!!

...

*runs away*

I have a new mun! A new temporary mun, anyway.

Hehehe. Crushing animal heads with my new bionic arm is fun. WHEEEEEEE!

I am going to become the first sockpuppet in space.

Fucking home wrecker.

*wakes up ( Read more... )

I just watched Pretty Woman and I have decided that I am becoming a hooker. When I develop certain body parts.
One of my arms just fell off, whee! *runs around hitting things with detached arm*

Look! Her name is Fathead, and she is my baby friend persony thing. See, you take the pink funnel thing and jam it into her back (haha! FUN!) and then you stick her under the sink and she gets filled with water. I guess it's supposed to make her more life-like or something. But anyway, I was chewing on her leg and all of a sudden she... she popped! ( Read more... )

1. Get a baby to play with & possibly eat if I get hungry enough.
- Write a letter to BOB II to ask him is he has any leftover babies.
- If all else fails, find a way to convince dad to impregnate mom
2. Make Bilbo Gamgee into a Hobbit Cannibal so that we can enjoy a candelit dinner of roast hobbit together.
3. Take a bath. I smell like a friggin' ( Read more... )

My daddy rescued me from the hobos and now I am home and everyone is having a baby. Grandma had one, and I can't wait until it's old enough to make it my slave friend! The weird part is she's actually my aunt, but we don't have to tell her that, now do we? Heeheehee. And Uncle Issy is having one too WHEE! But if she gets her way, its birth won't be ( Read more... )