I've managed to locate the coolest people in the entire world (on cnn.com no less ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/27/bear.mauling.ap/index.html

I swear, if I were rich, every time I heard a story like this I would send someone a wallet that says "BAD MOTHER FUCKER."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/23/booted.from.buffet.ap/index.html

Why do people think Atkins warrants eating an entire Bantha?

Yeah, so Nicole and I were totally going to check out the Unitarians today, but we got lazy and realized we couldn't make it out of the house in time for the service we wanted to go to. Then we realized that it was daily light savings, so we were already an hour late anyway. To me this means that it wasn't meant to be, not today anyway ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm learning things about myself so rapidly. Two weekends ago I finally managed to dig to the very core of my being, which turned out to be fear. The center of all I am is my fear of the world. A world full of chaos, danger, failure, rejection. I'm too afraid to live in this reality so I make my own realities. Conflicts arise up ( Read more... )

I've gone completely into flipmode! CAn't sit still to write, I AM UNHINGED!!!! I just ordered DSA plus, Legend of the Liquid Sword!!! AHHH CAN'T WAIT!!!!

This winter needs to END. I hate the cold. All I've done these past few months was run from one heat source to the next, unable to stop and appreciate the city that I pay so much to live in. And why can't I end a sentence in a preposition? I am SOOOO bored, but I don't want to leave the warmth of the apartment. I'd love to move someplace warm ( Read more... )

I've always wanted to do this ( Read more... )

VLW: "Well of course Tony Blair could outdo me in distance, but he wouldn't stand a chance against me in a sprint."

TM: "Pretty cocksure, aren't we?"

Stay tuned for the further misadventures of your favorite British comedy duo, Vagina Lips Wilson and Thighs McKinley!

Darn, Colleen forgot the mouse traps... but seriously, I can't get anything done until I find a level. I need the level to hang my picture, which is sitting in my clothes chest. I need the picture out of the clothes chest to put away my laundry. I need the laundry put away because its sitting in the hamper that I put dirty clothes in. I need a ( Read more... )