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After ten years, we finally have a floor. Also, my mom stepped on a nail.

If you want an internet sluething challenge, try looking up the band $10,000 Gold Chain. I found a paragraph.

I saw Lady in the Water today. If you like fairy tales and magic, you will love this movie. If you are a persone of science and numbers, you might not like it as much. Of course I liked it.

I'm pissed off, so I'm going to rant. This isn't like me, so to compensate for the un-Teresa like action I will post a funny picture.


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We had a fashion show, and now I'm a cowboy.

This is one of the best web comics I've found.... and I read a lot (I'm a loser baby).


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I've been on somethingawful. Reading the porn reviews. These are my favorite sentences.

"Reiko fails to convince the gay guy to have sex with her and switches identities to instead have sex with a guy inside a cardboard box full of inflatable sex toys while an old woman moans on a toilet. Holy shit I wish that sentence weren't true."

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Everyone sucks. Everyone in the world sucks except Bryan, Juwon, and me.

You all suck.

Also Colin is good too.