[The following is a conference call to the Police, minus Franziska von Karma. Guess who's back at work, guys?]Send to me a current status report before the day is out. I have an annoying amount of catch-up to play. The sooner I learn your assignments, the swifter I will straighten out any disorder ( Read more... )

Effects: Anger. Caution. A sense of trepidation. (Optional)
Warnings: None at all, really. :D Somewhat foreboding, I guess? Hints of the supernatural?

( Cue a mouth. )

[The following is a Police Conference Call. All members of the police, new and old, will hear this message.]

Most of you must have seen our holiday gift by now. We have a showy exhibitionist on our hands. We will not leave a dead girl to rot in an alley tonight ( Read more... )

Effects: Severe irritation.
Warnings: ...... Some blood and implied adult situations?

( Inspector Javert sagged over his desk. )

[The following is a public bulletin, posted to everyone's Dreamberry in Somarium from the SCPD (Somarium City Police Department).]

The statue in Espoir Village Square and its underlying tunnels are now under police jurisdiction. There will be no more unauthorized adventures or trespassers to either of these places under any circumstances ( Read more... )

[Considering a castle just fell out of the sky, Chief Inspector Javert appears somewhat shaken, but otherwise deceptively calm, his expression a statuesque maelstrom of indecipherable shock. After all, he is one of those lucky few that stood directly underneath the Overlord's former domain as it veered straight over the tops of the District Five ( Read more... )

Warning: None.
Dream Effects: No dream effects this time. But callers may see a very... different.. Javert when they attempt to respond.

( Hey! Gitan! )

[POLICE CONFERENCE CALL: To all police service employees only.]

[Javert's thunderous voice barks an urgent police order to his force. He has already made one deduction from his conversation with the new murderess herself: that her handiwork is left in Espoir Village and not in the 'bigger city' outside. He will start with his excellent instincts.] ( Read more... )

Warning: Javert and Romance? WTF? Blame the recent forced AU.
Effects: Contrary to the video, viewers will not feel satisfied, happy, or elated. They will not feel love. Instead they will first feel anxiety, confusion, anger, breathlessness... then a sated calm. Emotion will match italicized segments.


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So the date has moved by a little over a week. Has sanity settled back in during my absence?

[Sanity may have settled in, but Inspector Javert himself looks terribly out-of-sorts. Despite his week-long sleep, he does not look well-rested. Unfortunately (or fortunately, to some) his hair has not grown back, either; the short crop given to him has ( Read more... )