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[chowderhead]

Huh.

I appear to have just blown my entire HBP Book Fund getting plastered at Friday night drinks.

Some might say this makes me a bad, bad fan. Unworthy, even. But I remain firm in my belief that I am simply jumping from Point A to Point B much quicker than most of fandom will.

The point? I have no willpower... SPOIL ME, BITCHES!

Comments

[amiboshi]

VOLDEMORT IS THE BAD GUY!

[merrymelody]

Bitch, how dare you, I hadn't finished it, and now I'm spoiled!111!!!! >:( NOT COOL.

[vodka_at_sea]

omg bitch u suxxxx 4 ruining it.

[chowderhead]

LIES MAKE THE BABY JESUS CRY. Next you'll be telling me that Draco is kind of arsehole or that Dobby is freakishly annoying.

[black_amnesiac]

My pleasure. :))

1. Harry and Ginny get together. And then at the end of the book, he dumps her. Pffft, I say.
2. Snape is the Half-Blood Prince. And he kills Dumbledore for no good reason. About time.
3. Bill and Fleur get married. Then Bill gets his face mangled up by a werewolf in a fight, so he'll have 'wolfish' tendencies when he recovers. Lucky girl, that Fleur.
4. It's Draco's job to kill Dumbledore, but he couldn't do it. I think JK might actually try to redeem him, which woud be so awful. ;_;

Sdfghjkl; I can't believe you haven't even gotten your book yet. I woke up at five-thirty in the morning to go queue for mine. *No shame*

addendum

[merrymelody]

1. Also, it is very lame and cheesy, but hilarious. (Harry says when he chucks her 'We could have had years' if they'd got together sooner. Um, yeah, Humbert Humbert.)
2. Testify!
3. Fleur is the most likeable woman at the Burrow.
4. Draco is in lots of this book, which makes me happy.

[chowderhead]

1. *laughs at H/Hr shippers*

2. *laughs at Snape fans*

3. *laughs at all of the inevitable Wolf!Porn already being written*

4. *just laughs* (Seriously, what kind of shitty villain sends Draco to off somebody?)

[chowderhead]

Screw you! It will always be Squid/McGonagall in my heart. :D

Re: In all caps because it's that big

[ellipsisblack]

OH GOD AND IN THE BOOK DUMBLEDORE BECOMES MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER BECAUSE OF ALL THESE COOL SCENES.

AND THEN HE DIES.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!

TESTIFY. T_T

Re: In all caps because it's that big

[ellipsisblack]

EVERYBODY I LIKE ALWAYS DIES.

DAMN YOU MURPHY. THIS IS SO =/= TO COOL.

[finmagik]

Slughorn is a very cool Teacher but not hot enough to get any staring Fanfic roles.

[vodka_at_sea]

I don't know. I'm seeing Slug Club orgies ahead.

[chowderhead]

Just for that, I am going to write Slughorn/Mad-Eye Moody. Just because I like being contrary. And I have no idea who Slughorn even is.