HAVE A HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYBODY!

On the 25th of December, I plan to celebrate the birth of both Jesus AND Isaac Newton by drinking large amounts of the body of Christ and then falling down a lot (in a touching tribute to the wonders of gravity, naturally). As should you all. As a side note, it will also be Robert Ripley's birthday so, I don't know ( Read more... )

My left buttock has been bitten by a spider.

I hope they make a movie about my life one day.

Heh. You didn't think I'd actually write it, did you?

[And for the record? I sail the HMS 'I Don't Really Give a Ship', so this is written from a completely unbiased perspective. *snort*]

Rated PG-13 for swearing, implied naughtiness and extreme levels of lame.

( Ron and Hermione Have Sex on Harry's Grave While JKR Laughs At You )

The HBP? She is read.

Having said that, and having witnessed fandom reaction over the past week ... it becomes clear that my next job will be to write an epic fic entitled 'Ron and Hermione Have Sex on Harry's Grave While JKR Laughs At You'.

Thoughts?

Huh.

I appear to have just blown my entire HBP Book Fund getting plastered at Friday night drinks.

Some might say this makes me a bad, bad fan. Unworthy, even. But I remain firm in my belief that I am simply jumping from Point A to Point B much quicker than most of fandom will.

The point? I have no willpower... SPOIL ME, BITCHES!

So we had a garage sale today ( Read more... )

*peers tentatively into LJ*

Man, and I'd half expected all of you to defriend me. Well, prepare thyself, f-list - for I am returning to fandom after my trip to Melbourne tomorrow. And then? It's CLAMMERTIME.

*mass groans*

(Wow ... I do suck after all! You may commence defriending in 3...2....1)

Hello all! Sorry for my general disappearance from the LJ world, but 2005 has most definitely not gotten off to a great start so far, and as a result I haven't much felt like being online lately. I've always firmly resolved never to become one of those whiny LJ teens who post nothing but Linkin Park lyrics and I don't see myself starting now ( Read more... )

I have only one thing to say: THANK. FREAKING. GOD ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

May your day be filled with presents, laughter and a distinct lack of creepy relatives. And since I didn't get anyone a card this year, everyone gets to request something from me in the comments section. Naughty limericks, stick figure comics, icons heavily featuring the word 'pelican' ... whatever! Why? Because I am ( Read more... )