Well, well, well...about 6 months from conception, several negotiations and compromises, dozens of travel agents and a pizza hut buffet later, we've decided to go for what we decided at the start...a holiday to Magaluf in August '06. Quality.

And yes, everyone, I will write your profile as well, after I've finished typing up about half of the 170 ( Read more... )

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Okay, deep breath. In............Out. And here we go...

See if I wanted to see a bunch of no-talent unknowns sing on TV, competing for some overhyped accolade, I would have watched the audition rounds of the X Factor. But now we have the "tradition" of the yearly scratch-yer-eyes-out-painful hell of not only the Eurovision Song Contest, but a British qualifying round as well ( Read more... )

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves when a flasher comes by. The flasher stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat ( Read more... )

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Ok, below are some souped-up synopsises for fairy tales or nursery rhymes we all know from our "Disney days" and bedtime stories. Can you guess which ones are which? Towards the end I started getting so miffed that I had to change it a bit or pass comment. PS: Notice the fact that its almost always a woman involved in some dilemma.

-A cunning ( Read more... )

For those who are time prudes, I've highlighted the key parts of my post so you can scan and save time. It's on trial and if it works, I'll roll it out across the board.

Is anyone else seriously freaked out by the Triple Velvet ad with the baby in the suit running the Velvet company?!? I didn't cry during The Green Mile, I watched the whole of The ( Read more... )

So yeah. Why do people always state at the beginning of a post the length of time elapsed since last updating. As if making apologies to their friends. It's their feckin journal! I almost fell into that trap tho ( Read more... )

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