So how's things going, good cats?

I've not been on this thing in ages and I've not really seen a load of u since ages ago! Drop me a line if ur kickin about and bored!

What a co-incidence: the day Fat Pat joins fresh/deli, there is a meaty thunderstorm.

That say anything!?!

Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby.

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Now, I don't normally advertise the songs I'm listening to, but...

So most people are dreading leaving school, leaving behind our 6 year safety net, seperating with some really good friend and growing up. It's a scary thought.

I propose we dedicate this moment in our lives to a song that perfectly fits this occasion:

Alphaville - Forever Young

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What a quotational genius is Woody Allen:

“Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless ( Read more... )

People are so hung up on metaphors, and all these little ones to describe their situation, so why not just get a big metaphor for life? That way everything can relate to this ultimate metaphor, and you can work things out easier. Observe:

Our lives are related to fish in the water, but we can also be fishers. The ultimate goal of a salmon is to ( Read more... )

( The Ultimate Guide To Glaswegians )

The year book it is done!

Well, I have just under 6 months left. Better get started then...

Things to do before I turn 18

1. Drink something more proof than I've tried before
So far it's only 50% continental vodka
2. Pass my driving test
I've got at least another 3 attempts before I'm 183. Read 'His Dark Materials' trilogy, 'The Da Vinci Code and finish '1984 ( Read more... )