Some randomness:
Cheers for this one Ross, hilarious: This isn't just leather, this is S&M leather!
A real sign in Somerfield, next to the stuffing: Stuff it in your bird this Christmas!. Quality.
Also, the love dice have spoken:
Lick
Suck
Blow
Massage
Tease
Kiss
Toes
Ears
Nipples
Boobs
Lips
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Extreme material here )