August 1, 1942 - August 9, 1995 ( Read more... )

A brazen display of ineptitude gives an excuse to put your plans in place.

Wake up people

Your suffering is in their plan

You a think a city below sea level has never thought about flooding? Give me a break.

Unemployed. Jobby job ended at 5pm. I kick ass. Like really. Its an incredible feeling to have someone look at you and go "holy shit, youre leaving, what are they going to do?".

0_o

SC here I come.

I aint sayin she's a gold digger...

but she aint messin with no broke niggas

- some dude on the radio

I fucking hate moving

( *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* )

CNN:

BREAKING NEWS

Chief Justice William Rehnquist taken to hospital for observation after complaining of high fever, a spokeswoman says. Details soon.

Strap on your seatbelts ladies n gents.

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heh

So I get an email from my little sister.  Middle School.  She's got me on her fucking chain letter distribution, but I read them all just to see what kind of nonsense theyre feeding the kids down in good old SC.

So I get this email, and just HAD to respond.  Not only did I ( Read more... )

names have been changed to protect the contagiously stupid ( Read more... )

on the banks of the river charles, one last time

I do still adore this country.

It's like a lover that ran off with the village idiot, entranced by his huge cock.

Here's hoping one day she'll wake up.