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I lost my fucking phone on the bus to work ( Read more... )

I almost forgot: Im not wearing deoderant.

WHAT OF IT.

Well folks, it's official: I received my formal promotion yesterday, and have accepted it today. I am now clawing my way out of that murky title known as "freelancer" to those like me; "glorified intern" to everyone on the outside. Im chipper about it. Despite the fact that I have long since lost the abilitiy to display emotion facially, I am ( Read more... )

Oh man, look what I found ( Read more... )

I was watching the video for "Hollaback Girl" while running last night, and a scathing thought came to mind.

Those Japanese girls probably aren't even from Harajuku. They're like, from some other horribly less-fashionable district... like Ryogoku.

Or better yet, they're Korean-American.

Now THAT shit would be bananas.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

I just joined _my_umbrella. It's another rating community, but it's different. Take a a look at it.

PS: Only in the Zylka residence does Mother's Day dinner mean getting drunk on Brandy for all involved. Mmm. I feel deliciously mellow.

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