On and off, I've written reviews since the late Eighties.
From September 1997 to summer 2000, I published movie reviews in the Scene & Heard entertainment section of the Hermiston Herald. Because I kept thinking about films even without a published place to write about them, sometimes I'd e-mail reviews to people; I've dredged up a few of those here. In October 2004, a few weeks into having a LiveJournal account, I started writing more reviews, and retraining those critical and writing muscles.
More will come. I'll never repost my BASEketball review, my pick for the single dopiest attempt at film-crit I've ever tried, but I will type up and post some (many?) of my older reviews as I dig them out.
So, with lots some no further ado, MY ONLINE MOVIE AND FILM SCORE REVIEWS, IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER:
6/16/1992:
ALIEN36/9/1997: "The Synthesizer and The Odyssey," written for Film Score Monthly's online edition.
Original FSM link; text
reprinted in my journal.
6/18/1997: Music and Storytelling of the May Sweeps, Part I.
Original link at Film Score Monthly; text reprinted
here in my journal.
7/6/1997: Music and Storytelling of the May Sweeps, Part II.
Original FSM link;
reprinted text on my journal.
9/29/1997: Thoughts related to the music and the stories in E.R.'s live episode, G.I. Jane, and Men In Black. Review's
original Film Score Monthly link; review
as reprinted in my journal.
9/30/1997:
In & Out (my first review for the Hermiston Herald)
10/28/1997:
Seven Years in Tibet11/02/1997: Film score CD review: Alex North: The Bad Seed, Spartacus, A Streetcar Named Desire.
Original FSM link;
text reprinted in my journal.
11/04/1997:
The Devil's Advocate11/18/1997:
The Little Mermaid (1989); Starship Troopers12/23/1997:
Tomorrow Never Dies12/30/1997:
MouseHunt1/6/1998:
The Postman1/6/1998:
Titanic1/20/1998:
As Good As It Gets1/27/1998:
Wag the Dog2/17/1998:
Good Will Hunting3/24/1998:
U.S. Marshals3/31/1998:
The Big Lebowski3/31/1998:
Wild Things5/5/1998:
The Big Hit5/12/1998:
Grease (1978, re-released)5/26/1998:
Godzilla (1998)6/16/1998:
The Truman Show6/30/1998:
Mulan7/7/1998:
Armageddon7/21/1998:
Small Soldiers7/21/1998:
There's Something About Mary8/4/1998:
The Mask of Zorro (1998)8/18/1998:
Ever After: A Cinderella Story8/25/1998:
Saving Private Ryan9/8/1998:
Snakes Eyes/ Hermiston Drive-In Part I of II9/15/1998:
The Negotiator/ Hermiston Drive-In Part II of II10/20/1998:
What Dreams May Come11/10/1998:
John Carpenter 101 (from my Vampires review)
12/15/1998:
Psycho (Hitchcock's 1960 original and Gus Van Sant's 1998 "replica," compared and contrasted) 12/22/1998:
Star Trek: Insurrection2/16/1999:
Babe: Pig in the City4/6/1999:
Cruel Intentions4/13/1999:
The Matrix5/25/1999:
Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace6/29/1999:
Disney's Tarzan7/6/1999:
My first South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut review7/13/1999:
Wild Wild West7/27/1999:
Lake Placid7/27/1999:
American Pie7/27/1999:
My second review of South Park7/27/1999:
Eyes Wide Shut8/3/1999:
Inspector Gadget8/24/1999:
The Sixth Sense8/31/1999:
"Ramblings and Rumblings" (quick thoughts related to The Thirteenth Floor (1999) and the trailer for Runaway Bride)
9/7/1999:
The Thirteenth Warrior9/21/1999:
Short takes: The Matrix, Analyze This, and Office Space (video releases)
10/05/1999:
Boogie Nights (1997) (video review)
10/12/1999:
Excerpt from review of Stir of Echoes10/19/1999:
Three Kings11/02/1999 and 11/16/1999:
Three reviews of Fight Club11/23/1999:
The World Is Not Enough12/21/1999:
The Green Mile2/8/2000:
Scream 33/7/2000:
Reindeer Games5/16/2000:
Gladiator (2000)7/18/2000:
My last reviews for the Hermiston Herald. Movies covered: X-Men (2000), The Perfect Storm, The Patriot, Chicken Run, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Mission: Impossible 2, and Shanghai Noon
6/30/2001:
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (with a note on how Raiders of the Lost Ark is an almost subversive movie)
1/7/2003:
Gangs of New York8/2/2003:
Hulk (2003)10/11/2004:
Donnie Darko (2001) (the first movie review I put on my then-new LiveJournal; I'd written it for
greygirlbeast's now-defunct phorum)
10/28/2004:
Team America: World Police6/20/2005:
Batman Begins7/3/2005:
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)10/9/2005:
Serenity11/7/2005:
Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit1/1/2006:
King Kong (2005)3/11/2006:
Dave Chapelle's Block Party5/27/2006:
X-Men: The Last Stand7/19/2006:
Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man8/18/2006:
Snakes on a Plane9/23/2006:
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)10/11/2006:
The Wallace and Gromit shorts10/25/2006:
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (2000)11/5/2006:
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan12/2/2006:
Reign of Fire (2002)12/9/2006:
Casino Royale (2006)2/3/2007:
Rocky (1976)3/24/2007:
Becket (1964)4/10/2007:
Grindhouse (2007)5/15/2007:
Waitress6/9/2007:
Spider-Man 37/1/2007: Two reviews for Ratatouille:
on my journal and
on Prime Liquor, a community of fans of Poppy Z. Brite's restaurant novels.
7/21/2007:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix8/12/2007:
Stardust10/7/2007:
Transformers (2007)10/11/2007:
In The Shadow of the Moon10/28/2007:
Blade Runner: The Final Version11/28/2007:
Beowulf (2007)11/30/2007:
The Mist12/15/2007:
Gremlins (1984)12/15/2007:
The Golden Compass; Romance and Cigarettes1/5/2008:
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)1/27/2008:
Cloverfield3/2/2008:
There Will Be Blood3/8/2008:
The Princess Bride (1987)3/30/2008:
TV: The Simpsons vs. Family Guy5/31/2008:
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull6/30/2008:
The Whole Wide World (1996)7/20/2008:
The Dark Knight (2008)7/24/2008:
The Taking of Pelham One-Two-Three (1974)9/17/2008:
Lady in the Water; Rocky II (1978)11/7/2008:
Score review, The Duchess (Rachel Portman)
11/7/2008:
Score review, Towelhead (Thomas Newman)
2/1/2009:
Score review, Marley & Me (Theodore Shapiro)
2/24/2009:
TV Score review, Cold Case (Michael A. Levine)
5/11/2009: Star Trek (2009): On
Geek in the City; on
my journal7/06/09:
Film score review, Henry Jackman's Monsters Vs. Aliens (with additional thoughts related to Hans Zimmer)
7/21/2009:
Music for the World of Watchmen4/24/2010:
Kick-Ass2/5/2011:
Dirty Dancing1/9/2012:
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)3/11/2012:
John Carter