My Cat* is nigh on 21 years old. At this point in the game, she is a minimum of 147 cat years old, and I begrudge her nothing ( Read more... )

Dear MTA,
I just want to let you know; your 1-day Fun Pass Metrocard is a full on bullshit ripoff. It's supposed to be good for 24 hours after your purchase it, but it seems as if now you've decided they "go bad" any time after midnight of the date that you bought it? Not knowing this, I offered a "Hey, I paid for it already!" right home to my ( Read more... )

Does anyone remember when this whole "Black Friday" thing caught on ( Read more... )

...call to hair follicles?

I need suggestions for a new haircut. I'm lining it up with my 10 year coughcough High School reunion next week (because in the immortal words of crushjunky and Missy Misdemeanor Elliot, I should get my hairrrrrrr did ( Read more... )

Being less than gainfully employed leaves me a lot of time to peruse things that are being broadcast through the idiot box. I love me some teevee, having not had time to watch much of it until recently. I have discovered that there is one metric shit ton of garbage out there to be watched. I guess the advent of netflix and On Demand has left the ( Read more... )

I know, I know, it's past 12:01AM on November 1, so technically, memories of Halloween should be flushed way out of everybody's system and we should be knee deep in fabricated holiday cheer by now, but I'm reluctant to move on. At least, until I've documented Zombie Halloween 2009: The Year It Rained:

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Yo, what's up with all the pre-school and kindergarteners with the pacifiers still stuck in their mouths ( Read more... )

I've always had a love/hate relationship with hollyween. The years when I have a really great costume I'm totally into it, and the years when I can't think of something good, I don't even bother to go out. A few years ago (with special guest sui_generis) I dressed up like a zombie for Hollyween, and hey, we discovered my Stupid Human Trick: acting like an ( ( Read more... )

11:36 Whoa, Megan Fox... is than an Adam's Apple? Maybe you really are a dude?

11:55 Whoah, U2. Your songs are getting really, really long.

12:06 I LOVE YOU KRISTEN WIIG.

12:37 Seriously, U2... SNL is not the forum to start going all Jam Band. SHORTEN YOUR SONGS.

12:42 Aw, Jenny Slate. I want to wish you luck in the cast, but so far I'm not ( Read more... )

Dude. I HATE September and October. Anything that can technically be classified as "Autumn" puts a pit in the bottom of my stomach. By the time we get to Halloween, I can accept that, okay, summer is over... and magically, the day AFTER Halloween, you suddenly have the best holiday ever to look forward to, Thanksgiving. But right now, I'm still ( Read more... )