There's just not enough time today. I spent a good portion of yesterday editing the 60-some pictures I took over the fourth of july weekend and my trip in Mississippi, and now I'm anxious to upload them and send the .zip files to my relatives and such, but the Internet is working against me, in cohorts with time ( Read more... )

I'm at SFC. Got a spiffy new student ID and talked to the Brain Bowl guy. I'm totally going to fuck his world up when I get in there ( Read more... )

Back in the grind. God how I hate the grind ( Read more... )

My older sister Jennifer came down from Tennessee yesterday. She made two announcements: 1) she's getting married to her long-time boy Robbie. 2) She's mother fucking pregnant ( Read more... )

I'm in Mississippi. Night before last, my sister came down from Mobile with her boy. We all (them+me+dad&wife) went to go see Public Enemies (honestly wasn't my idea... I had planned on skipping on movies until I got back, since I go so much anyway). It was ok. The work they did to make it all within period was really the amazing part. Back at Dad' ( Read more... )

Quickly: Leaving tomorrow for vacation, first in Summerfield for Grandparents#1' birthday bonanza, then to Mississippi for week with Grandparents#2. Still no apartment Internet, but apparently downtown Gainesville has its own free wifi network in the street. If I could see what's on my screen in the daylight, I might stay here all day.

New show idea: Jon minus Kate divided by eight... or "(Jon - Kate)/8"

So Michael Jackson died. Astronautalis said it best on Twitter:
"face it, the MJ we all loved has been dead for a decade. ...and we all buried him under a joke. don't go getting all reverent now y'all."

This is what I had to look forward to when I got home:


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I should first share this poem that was on the back a bag of Golden Flake Dill Pickle-flavored chips, because it sounds like the kind of crappy poem I would write ( Read more... )

Faced with a kitchen devoid of food and the exorbitant prices of having food delivered, I ventured out into the world and alighted on Steak and Shake for late night dinner. And I saw this, and my heart grew heavy (not from the cholesterol, but for the future of America's obese):


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