My Tribute to Finland: Randomly placed K's.

[christina_ricci]

New York to Finland. Hunting is difficult in stilettos but impaling the ground with their spiked heels will help you keep your balance against the reverb of a large rifle. It takes two shots to the kidney to kill a large moose, an hour of sawing to remove the antlers and ten minutes to make them into a stylish hat. Be prepared to achieve perfekt

Comments

[jyrki_eyes]

The coat is stunning and so much more of a beautiful sight to see when its the only thing you wear. Honestly, I'm delighted that you came to see me for the Hallowe'en festivities. Hopefully due to my lack of self control, we'll have to do it again sometime.

Perhaps the antlers did get slightly out of hand, but what are friends for, especially when you can play with moulding equipment, and make bronzed sculptures. Of my bodyparts. I know you loved that.

You only took the one with you? Damn, I have to come for a remodel.

[christina_ricci]

I can't thank you enough for it. I wear it compulsively. Thank you for inviting me. It was one of the better weekends I've had in a long time.

The antlers were absolutely necessary and you know it. I loved moulding your body parts as much as you loved having your body parts moulded. Mmm. You have been properly immortalized.

Please do.

[sheri__moon]

there is absolutely nothing wrong with the monster mash miss ricci. i'd have tiffany chew on your limbs for such a statement if, y'know, he wasn't so occupied in chewing on mine.

- sheri.

[christina_ricci]

The Monster Mash is vile. I Put A Spell On You is so much better, Mrs. Zombie. Honestly.

Mmmm. I'll take a number, then. Have her wear the red wig.

[sheri__moon]

brings out the red in his/her bloodshot eyes.

- sheri.

[paul_rudd]

I suppose this is the part where I ask you to come back to New York and let me out of your broom closet, as it's where I've been napping for a good month or so. If you don't respond to this, my heart is broken, and will be ironed whenceforth.

[christina_ricci]

Nein, request denied, Pruddy. You must suffer for abandoning me as you have. I was nearly compelled to shed a tear. A tear!

The breaking of your heart was almost reason enough for me to ignore this comment. But alas, I could not. You have melted my tough exterior with your upstanding usage of 'whenceforth', Pooty. Damn you.

[wlryder]

I find that my other self seems to come back everytime it's conveniant or, shall we say, when she's about to expire. Nevertheless dearest, I've gone and started peeking through your journal like a good sneaky little clone all the same.

Also, try not to develop the complex Christina, it's like my mother said to me when I was a little girl; "Once you start you can't stop."

[christina_ricci]

And she's so horrible. Perhaps you should ask her, very nicely, for the part. She's not doing a good job, after all and you seem to have more than your fair share of brains.

I can't. I've stolen so much. Perhaps I should give you a few pointers. If you're going to have a vice, you must never get caught.

Please tell me you have AIM.

[wlryder]

I've gone and left a comment, after all that's all I can do. Alas Claire is urging me forward and it's become very tempting to step up and toss all caution to the wind, stepping on people's toes I'm sure.

A girl after my own heart. I suggest the dark colors, they catch less attention on security cameras. Orange is murder.

I haven't been enticed to as of yet.

[christina_ricci]

That's where the action is, up the ass of humanity and on the toes of the inept. Claire should be commended.

Actually, I was wearing a mink and a large pair of antlers. The best way to steal is to look as obvious as possible. However, I'm inclined to agree. Orange is murder.

You should be as of right now. Christina commands that you join the huddled masses.

I'm unsure of whether to use brackets or not.

[wlryder]

I've tried to find a means of reaching you besides aim, as I've been having some difficulty with said means lately. Is there an email address perchance I might be able to reach you at?

Brackets, most definitely.

[christina_ricci]

I can be reached at all times at contrived_christina@yahoo.com. Or, if I can reach you online at any time, I'll provide an alternate screen name in which I can be reached.