My Tribute to Finland: Randomly placed K's.

[christina_ricci]

New York to Finland. Hunting is difficult in stilettos but impaling the ground with their spiked heels will help you keep your balance against the reverb of a large rifle. It takes two shots to the kidney to kill a large moose, an hour of sawing to remove the antlers and ten minutes to make them into a stylish hat. Be prepared to achieve perfekt

Comments

[wlryder]

You've got mail.

[christina_ricci]

Reciprocated.

[stilesjulia]

Did the antlers make you tip over?

[christina_ricci]

Initially, yes. But if you have impeccable balance and keep your shoulders perfectly balanced, the antlers become surprisingly comfortable.

[grimaldi]

I added you I hope yuo don't mind.

[christina_ricci]

Not at all, sir. You'll be added back immediately.

[master69]

what's your favourite horror film?