DRAGNET DRAGNET DRAGNET

[christom]

Well fans, stalkers and interested sociologists. It has been almost EXACTLY a year since i posted an article on this journal. Why you ask? I have neither the time nor the inclination... From which it can be inferred i have neither the wit of a Jay, or the patient observational satire of a Josh. I am also lazy, and often do nothing but watch reruns

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bitches and hoes

[anonymous]

Yeah thats pretty funny Chris. Infact anything that mentions the clap is hilarious. Why don't you write some episodes of Dragnet and send them in. They could make a comeback. We need some of that old fashioned down-to-earth common sense and fistacuff knowhow to deal with punk kids these days!!

Your friend,
Alex "the molester" St. Pierre

[totmensch]

I still say the best episode of Dragnet is the one where Joe rapes and beats that hooker to death, leading Bill into hilarious hijinks as he tries to cover for his partner's crime, all while they're investigating the harmful effects that inter-faith romance has on society, as Communist atheist Jews are corrupting good protestant white women!

[lumley]

I totally got off to this.