Over the last 20 minutes or so, a pair of raccoons had been attempting to force their way into my room by clawing at the windowsill. And one of them has stolen a piece of stripping from the window screen. They did this with the full knowledge that I was standing, observing them, not a foot away. They are not afraid. Indeed, I tapped on the glass, ( Read more... )

I AM JOB!

That is all.

Now, I've never made it a secret that I've had trouble with doctors. Don't trust them. Yeah, sounds a jackass thing to say, I know. Most think I'm just an old bastard, a deranged crank sinking into senility that doesn't understand the years of education and training that they go through, or the regulation and whatever other bullshit you can think ( Read more... )

So, Russia has attempted to claim the North Pole as it's own territory. For science, of course. And certainly not the oil. Oh no, not at all. My reaction, can be summed up in the word of Peter McKay our 'honourable' Minister of Foreign Affairs, of all people, who points out the obvious. "This isn’t the 15th century. You can’t go around the world ( Read more... )

So, barring the chance that I failed the course, which is actually a distinct possibility given not only my terrible performance on this exam but the horrendous decline in the quality of my work over the last few months, I completed my university education Tuesday, June 19, at 4:15 pm.

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To further celebrate the bursting of that corpulent pustule the Reverend Jerry Falwell, I present to you Dr. Richard Dawkins fielding questions from students of Falwell's Liberty "University" after reading excerpts from his book The God Delusion at Randolph-Macon Women's College. It's long, but definitely worth watching in it's entirety. My ( Read more... )

Bloated, degenerate, ass-tick Jerry Falwell, the segregationist, apartheid supporter and founder of the Moral Majority died today, some 73 years too late. His passing seems to have been relatively swift and with little suffering, which is deeply unfortunate. His followers and allies tragically survive, continuing to contaminate society by ( Read more... )

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"I do not have a single constructive proposal!"

"Annihilate everything that exists!"

"Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you!"

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