Good riddance to bad rubbish.

May 15, 2007 14:51

Bloated, degenerate, ass-tick Jerry Falwell, the segregationist, apartheid supporter and founder of the Moral Majority died today, some 73 years too late. His passing seems to have been relatively swift and with little suffering, which is deeply unfortunate. His followers and allies tragically survive, continuing to contaminate society by ( Read more... )

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Breaking News: soilel May 17 2007, 14:31:15 UTC
Upon news of Falwell’s Passing Ministers and Head Members of the Moral Majority have gathered together their Congregations in a surprisingly tasty new mission of spreading the Holy Spirit.

Carefully trimming the most robust portions of the deceased mans decadently distended belly they plan to imbue God’s message into the masses with a righteous new brand of Bacon which preliminary reports claim will at last allow Falwell to fulfill his life’s goal of “Porking the Spiritually Poor”

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Re: Breaking News: totmensch May 17 2007, 20:43:44 UTC
'Sounds a bit Papist for the evangelical crowd.

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Re: Breaking News: soilel May 17 2007, 22:04:11 UTC
Eh hem...
I live in Oklahoma friend.
I knows da evangelical crowd.
Holy Bacon is right up their perverse alley.

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Re: Breaking News: soilel May 17 2007, 22:13:54 UTC
Eh, I suppose it's not quite so much like transubstantiation. And even if it were, I suppose the anti-Catholic bias would be mitigated by not actually knowing enough about Catholicism to be able to recognize it well enough to reject something as being Popery.

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christom May 18 2007, 18:02:45 UTC
I liked how the guy from Liberty compared their situation to Vigrinia tech.
Fat old bastard dies of being a fat old guy = horrible mass murder?

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