Comments | totmensch: And the count down to suicide begins

totmensch

And the count down to suicide begins

Jun 20, 2007 01:10

So, barring the chance that I failed the course, which is actually a distinct possibility given not only my terrible performance on this exam but the horrendous decline in the quality of my work over the last few months, I completed my university education Tuesday, June 19, at 4:15 pm.

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momomoto June 20 2007, 10:59:43 UTC

YES.

I suggest A) going to Convocation and B) going to Convocation NAKED.

totmensch June 20 2007, 15:37:19 UTC

Ah, unfortunately Carleton convocation involves the mandatory wearing of a red robe that would prove very abrasive to some of my favourite bits. Also, given that most of me hasn't been exposed to direct sunlight in 15 years I'd probably wind up causing blindness, and I don't have the funds to deal with the ensuing lawsuits.

deleriumd June 20 2007, 14:08:26 UTC

I'm so proud of you.

totmensch June 20 2007, 15:38:46 UTC

Uh, thanks?

HUZZAH!! soilel June 21 2007, 21:56:05 UTC

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Re: HUZZAH!! totmensch June 22 2007, 04:01:12 UTC

It's not me making you look dumb ...

blue_lillith June 22 2007, 00:43:42 UTC

Nice-a!

One more year. =(

totmensch June 22 2007, 03:56:51 UTC

I can understand the desire to be done, but keep in mind that you got to blow shit up as a part of your education. If I got to blow shit up, I'd never leave school. Plus, if I did that I'd never have to pay back my enormous OSAP debt.