Whatever you do, don't click this link.

You know what sucks about finding a job? The looking, the applying, the interviewing, and once you are "lucky" enough to get the job, then you have to actually DO the job. I mean, do you ever stop to think about what you're working toward? You're trying to impress an employer and beat out other applicants so that you can win the prize of doing ( Read more... )

Hey, anybody who reads this, post any job leads that you may have!

I'll do anything.

P.S. it has come to my attention that I have mentioned sex exactly one too many times in my LiveJournal. This irritated me when I was rereading past entries. Therefore, I will abstain from mentioning sex in any way for the next 50 entries in a row.

I've decided that my new goal in life is to have sex with 7 women at once.

And then never have sex again.

Boston was okay. It was cool seeing all that colonial shit, and visiting the Cheers bar ( Read more... )

Yes, well, magic penis.

OVER A MONTH ( Read more... )

I'm not so sure now, about my decision.

I'm thinking maybe Pirates.

I guess I'll just let it be a surprise.

Why am I so goddamn busy lately? I don't get it. I'm out of one of the jobs I had, yet every day I've got all this crap to do. Bah ( Read more... )

Whee, I'm back ( Read more... )