Well...It finally happened ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlmen, I'd like you all to welcome the newest member of Art As War...

On backing vocals, my real, biological, sister...Dawn Michelle Jones!!

Fitting, seeing as how she's the person that taught me that I could sing...

Sooo fucking cold outside...

Holy shit I need to clean my apartment...lol...Among other things I need to do ( Read more... )

I will not be TESTED!

Nor will I be someones stand-in.

Live fast, Kill slow.

Sooooo...today whilst I was sweeping the parking lot at work I found a pill bottle. Contained within said bottle were 31, 37.5mg Phentermine (adipex) tablets. For those of you who don't know, adipex is a HEAVY DUTY prescription diet pill...Very similar to amphetamine in it's chemical makeup. Yes folks, it was a bottle of pharmaceutical grade speed ( Read more... )

My boss just called me...After almost a year (359 days to be exact) I finally got a raise!
Not a lot of a raise (not too thrilled about the percentages to be honest) but it's still more than what I was making...Boy oh boy, this would be the best day ever if I were to get laid! ;o)

...Dilaudid es muy muy bueno, mi amigos ( Read more... )

In what parallel universe is it acceptable for the lead singer of a rock band to "call in sick" to a gig?

ROFLMAO