I whacked my thumb dead nuts square with a ball peen hammer today at work. I've a couple blood blisters, It's kind of swollen, and it's sore as a motherfucker...Damn

OKay...I believe we're far enough removed from the season for me to ask this question of you all without sounding like I'm just bashing on the Yankees. WTF is wrong with Randy Johnsons face?!? I've been a huge fan of his for years, but I just can't seem to find any info on this particular topic...Bad ass acne scars? Burns? The same thing thats ( Read more... )

I had TWO sets of plans fall through yesterday...Boy oh boy am I in a shitty mood...And I've not even left the apartment yet...Fuck the world and everyone in it

I get really irritated at people who keep "personal" journals but then never post anything but stories and pics of their fucking children.
"Oh my gawd, little Stevie just did the cutest thing! He was breathing!!"
It's like some people just completely lose their own distinct identity when they procreate. Not only do they forget that they are indeed ( Read more... )

I think I know what it is that the kids want out of music these days. They want dark, but not heavy...As evidenced by the YellowDashboardCharlotteSundayCards of the world that are so succesful as of late. Come on guys, if you're really that depressed, be a man like Kurt and eat a bullet! :oP

I am sooooo fucking tired of taking the wrap for every asshole in the world who's dick is bigger than his heart or brain. I know it's hard to believe ladies, but we aren't all like that.

I did something tonight that I said I'd never do again...It's been close to six years since I said it, and I've not even been tempted until now. Yes folks...I took MDMA tonight. And I feel lovely!

Even Steven ( Read more... )

So I smashed her bands CD with a miniature Louisville slugger the other day. It's not like I was ever going to listen to it again anyway, even if we'd stayed together. I'm glad I didn't pay money for it, because it's pretty much drivel...It was very cathartic. I'm soooo glad I'm not all sad anymore...Anger is better than sadness any day of the week

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian ( Read more... )