Following a discussion about which breast implant look fake or real:

Lenny: When did you become such an expert on what's real and what's not?
Green: Oh, I'm a regular Rene Descartes.
Lenny: Rene? I think I got a lap dance from her last week.

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Langella believes that Nixon's problematic personality, and his ambition, can be traced back to his father, who constantly belittled him. "Nixon was a victim of his father, who said his brother Harold was the good-looking one, the sexy one, the one girls liked. Nixon was made fun of as awkward, homely, physically ( Read more... )

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Went from 10-9pm doing tech load-in. I put up a whole bunch of lights and cabled the entire downstage pipe pretty much all by my lonesome self (with some help labeling and scheming with Julie). I'm pooped. But, on the brighter side, this week's movie reviews:

The Squid and the WhaleI didn't really like it, didn't really hate it. It's a movie about ( Read more... )

My life is magical.
I should never be in a relationship again.

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I've said it before, I'll say it again. Yummy!

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My Mortal Enemy by Lev Grossman ( Read more... )