G'day all!
I just wanted to let you all know that Simon's book, Cybernecronautica (Book One - The Creeping Doom) is available now.
It is currently only at http://www.createspace.com/3334139 but will be also available on Amazon in approximately 2 weeks.
Do not feel guilted or shamed into purchasing a copy, even if he DID start writing it back in 1996 ( Read more... )

Two posts in one day?  Inconceivcable!  
The proof copy of Cybernecronautica has been approved, is being mailed out to Simon.  he should have it in his hands on Thursday, April 3rd, to review, and hopefully approve....

Cybernecronautica, Book One, has been submitted to createspace (for the second time) with an absolutely awesome cover by the Twinkerbell.  (

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 In the grand scheme of things, life isnt too bad.  Sure, he's slowly going insane.  Sure, he's still trying to find solid ground after it was ripped up from under him.  Sure, things could be a lot better.  But, pound for pound (or kilo for kilo, thangyewverymuch), life could be a whole lot worse for our protagonist ( Read more... )

He's making grumblings and rumblings (again) that he has far, far too many unfinished bits and pieces of stories.  I'm inclined to agree, as I'm one of his most fabulous characters (and definitely the most Real) characters and he hasn't anywhere near finished the story where *I* come around.
But he has dozens of the things, literally, all over the ( Read more... )

 ...how to do this, but I want to play Dungeons and Dragons again.
Oh well.

Um.  Hi all.  been forever.
Life's still ticking on, I suppose.
Chipperness and joy not so much, but who gives a fuck about that?

Hope everyone is safe, and happy.

Love,
Me.

I'd like to take a moment to list my difficulties with the way things are.  Nobody really needs to read this...

1) I'm 10 years old, and have been 10 years old since 1998.  This is a little annoying, as I'm sure I should have the option to grow up at SOME point, right?
2) I'm not real.  I'm a work of fiction.  This wouldnt be so bad, but I'm not even ( Read more... )

It's amazing how you forget about something for an incredibly long time and then find it again by complete accident. I mean, I found this old piece of hawaiian pizza under the couch last week and I knew I'd lost *that* about 6 months ago and believe me when you find something like that you really wish you hadnt. I think it was almost sentient ( Read more... )

I know, i know, its been ages and all that. things come up (and down, adn around) and it turns out we had a busier than usual time of it lately ( Read more... )

Did I tell anyone about the time I threw Il'Tath into a volcano?