Oh, the indignity!

[chthonia]

The vet bill for Darwin the uromastyx (lizard) is only going to be around $250, barring unforeseen problems with his surgery. Not too bad; I was fearing worse. He is having his penis amputated, one of them, anyway. Fortunately, only one hemipenes was everted, so I'm hoping the other is unaffected. He was not happy about the vet trip. I predict we

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[lastoracle]

It must be nice to have two penises - although I have a difficult enough time obtaining gratification for my one lone organ

damn, lizard maintenance is expensive

[chthonia]

Not only is he having one penis amputated, but his female roommate, whom he has the hots for, has been rejecting his advances for over a year now. Indignation upon indignation. I really don't understand it. He's such a handsome lizard. He'll probably need therapy...