The Taiwanese Conclusion

[chubbs_malone]

Finally got around to finishing this story! First, 2 of my favorite moments I left out of the last version:

* I showed the girls a local market that sold little packs of "horny goat weed", with a picture of- as you would imagine- some scantily clad ho on the front and various saying advertising its power.  Me and the guy behind the counter were both

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[chubbs_malone]

Damn, now I'm trying to remember who it was that told me I had to see that movie... maybe it was one of the hostel girls... as for the movie itself, if you want a movie where people talk about sex and relationships and drink wine all movie, then its good. There wasnt really much sex in the movie itself, they mostly just talked about it a lot. So it wasnt really good or bad, just a chick flick. I knew that going in, but when a taiwanese girl comes over and asks to watch a movie about doing a charming foreign man, far be it from me to say no, click flick or not.

And if theres a permanent figure, I doubt it'll be in SF, I anticipate being gone from here next july. Still not sure exactly where I'll be though

[actionjack]

Glad you're enjoying yourself. Shame that it was just for a night. Go hook up with Torture Girl!

I've given hickies to both of my girlfriends... but accidentally. I'm not really sure what creates the hickie, and when I tried to give one on purpose I don't think it worked.

And both of them had that exact same reaction. Heather was mad because everyone made fun of her and she was uncomfortable with that sort of thing. Lisa was more forgiving because her boss didn't say anything to her. "She usually yells at us if we show up with a hickie, but I think since I never have she was just happy for me." Damn I wish I had that job...

I should note, though, that the first girl I ever kissed stopped me right in the middle of it and said "Are you trying to give me a hickie?"

[chubbs_malone]

Haha... well hickies come technically from blood vessels under the skin breaking from the pressure of sucking on it- it sounds painful and damaging, but its not. The red spot is only superficial and it should only hurt enough for a small sting, I dont think you can really hurt anyone from sucking on their neck.

I've found I tend to give hickies without trying- the more you suck on their skin the more chance you'll leave a hickie. If you are feeling particularly mischevous (as I do occassionally), just stay on one point and suck it fairly hard for awhile without moving. You can leave a really deep spot that can stay there for up to a week, I've left a couple that have stayed longer. Just be *very* careful about where you place those, so its in a place where girls can cover it up with clothing, otherwise you could be in trouble!

[chubbs_malone]

Oh and btw Torture Girl was the double deuce- not only was she leaving town a few weeks after meeting her, she had a bf as well. She said a few times that she'd be up for hanging out if I organized some event with amnesty people... but honestly that one was NEVER going anywhere

[cerberust]

Some girls get hickies so damned easily. Dick hickies are painful.

So I want to head up there before thanksgiving. Things have been a little annoying over here and believe it or not this if my first weekend with the place to myself since the weekend before Karin and I flew to Philly. No more couch squatter friends for a good while.

I'd get annoyed quick with a girl that wanted me to do all the work. There's nothing sexy about just sitting there doing nothing. You don't get to just lie back lazily cause youre good looking. Sexy and Attractive are two different things.

I'll bet you've signed lots of miniature hello kitty backpacks lately.

[chubbs_malone]

LOL, I think you need to at least reach C-list Taiwanese celebrity status before you start signing the backpacks. I have no doubt each of them have hello kitty paraphanalia though.

And yeah bout time you kicked out the squatters! heh heh... once you have some idea of when exactly you'd like to come up, by all means run it by me! Make sure to give me some time to check my schedule or maybe move some days around, and then we can find lodging and tickets for you and Karin. So yeah, gimme some heads up and we'll work somethin out!

[bez_109]

Sounds like a fun time regardless of the lack of Taiwanese 4-way. (I think you'd have better luck with crazy European girls) Anyways, good story.