Itchy scratchy oatmeal bathtub sex is fun.

-Jordan-

HAHA PETE LOST HIS PANTS.

Chuck and Chuckie both have chicken pox, but Chuck's case is much milder. Thank goodness for that, because Chuck's never had them before.

So...nobody is really allowed over for a couple of weeks.

*runs to make soup*

-Jordan-

So...my Thanksgiving went pretty good this year. Except for Chuck trying to be all Mr. Pie Fucker and ruining one of my pumpkin pies (see: American Pie) and Chuckie deciding he didn't like stuffing, deciding to throw it right at Angela and making her scream bloody murder ( Read more... )

Will someone please warm my hands up for me?

-Jordan-

Chuck had some people come in and put a bunch of old school arcade games, a full bar, and a pool table in the house as a birthday present for me while we were on vacation.

Pool tables are fun. *wink*

-Jordan-

( Splish splash! )

Me and Chuck have been staying in a lot lately. Must be because it's getting fucking cold outside. Brr!

The kids are getting bigger and staying warm and healthy. Most of you haven't seen Arwen yet, you should come by to see her. She's a beauty.

-Jordan-

I'm back home now. I still haven't seen what Chuck did to the house yet.

Congrats to Bryan and Joel. I can't wait to see the little squirt.

-Jordan-

( Costumes )