Touch my tummy.

-Jordan-

Who wants cookies?

-Jordan-

I need to start wearing dresses more often.

-Jordan-

I hope everyone had a fun New Year's.

I'm off to cook some biscuits.

-Jordan-

I was alone with the kids on Christmas.

Because Chuck wasn't there.

-Jordan-

Me, Chuck, and the kids wish you all a fun Christmas.

*runs off to kiss Chuck under the mistletoe*

-Jordan-

Me and Chuck are having a Christmas party on Friday. Be there or be sober.

-Jordan-

Me and Chuck are planning on having an annivesary party. In one week it will be two years since we first met, so if you want to come, just get a hold of me.

-Jordan-

Edit:
Wednesday, December 15 @ 5 pm

If anyone wants a Christmas card, just leave your address as a comment and I will screen it for privacy.

I am just so insulted. Stupid fucking WRONG quiz.

-Jordan-