i saw a bear tonight. it ate the bird feeder. i like bear.

The naturalist and television star Steve Irwin has died in a diving accident in far north Queensland. He was 44

why the hell did everyone get so normal?? what is wrong with you stupid cow people. yeah, you're cows. stupid ones with big dumb utters and lots of snot on your face

who would have guessed everyone had little brothers and sisters in the same grade???

Congratulations class of 2006

i just watched 2 grams of cesium destroy a bathtub with extream prejudice (think depth charge)

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